Shut Eyes Give Birth to the Concealed Fate.

okay this is sooo funny my friend sent this to me!! she knew i liked tokio hotel so she decided to send this too me. this is all in german so if u dont speak it heres the translation

Thomas:
Mothers, hold on your daughters, here is Bill Kaultiz!

(Bill´s coming in.)

Thomas:
Hello!
(Introducing him to the other guests)
Nina. Yvonne. Silke. Maria.

Bill (greeting everyone):
Hello. Hello. Hello.
(to the screaming fans):
Thank you!

Thomas:
This is a real challenge. How does it feel spending 80 per cent of your life hearing people making such noises? Is it difficult?

Bill:
Ähh – no, not at all. I like it. There were just a few girls standing outside, it´s great.

Thomas:
You think it´s ok?

Bill:
Yes, it´s very good.

Thomas:
Before the show I was looking around a little bit – that over there is the modest Dorothee (pointing at some place in the audience). Dorothee, please stand up! I told her you would sign her once.

(Bill signs at the direction Thomas told him.)

Thomas (to Dorothee):
Is he as cute as you thought? Good, then I´m content.

Bill:
There are nodding so many, I don´t even know who Dorothee is…



Thomas (pointing next to Bill):
Don´t tell me you got your mobile phone with you!?

Bill:
No, it´s some kind of talisman (by myself: something that brings luck to you).

Thomas:
Talisman?

Bill:
Yes.

Thomas:
Not that it will start to ring! What is that… is this…?

Bill:
No, it´s for recording. I´m recording some ideas with it.


Thomas:
I see. If something comes to our minds during the show we´ll record it.

Bill:
Right.

Thomas:
Bill, well, you are just solo on your way. But you are a group, what do the other boys think about that? Do they say: Oh, we prefer being together all the time? Or do they think it´s ok if one of them does a little solo work besides?

Bill:
Usually we are on the way together. They are in Cannes right now at the `Energy Awards´.
I just came here from there by plane.

Thomas:
For me?

Bill:
That´s right.

Thomas:
Yes, that´s really nice.
We just had Beyoncé here, she was in a group before, too – the other boys are not listening right know- could you imagine a solo career? Or do you prefer being in a group?

Bill:
No, I feel good in groups. Besides, I know the others for a long time. I can not imagine being alone. I think it would be too boring for me.




Thomas:
You are doing a lot of things. I just watched your synchronisation with a lot of fun.
We´ll take a look at it later. It´s a new movie, were you did, for the first time I think, the synchronisation.

Bill:
Yes, it was my very first time, it was exiting for me and it was also a lot of fun. It was also very arduous, but it was fun.

Thomas:
A great director, Luc Besson. He did a lot of great movies.

Bill:
That´s right.

Thomas:
It´s an animated movie. `Athur and the miniboys´.

Someone from the audience is screaming:
Minimoys!

Thomas:
Minimoys. Is that coincidence that this one guy is looking similar to you?

Bill:
I asked that myself, too. But when I saw him I thought: Ok, I have to do that.

Thomas:
Good. Let´s take a little look at it. That is Bill…

(A girl is screaming very loudly, Thomas and Bill are looking at the audience.)

Thomas:
Well, there was a long break!



(The movie starts on the screen)

Little creature:
Welcome at the country of the minimoys!

Bill speaking Athur:
Here is the thing: in two days men will come. They want to destroy everything, my house, my garden, my world and your world!

Female minimoy:
And you came to save us?


Athur:
You can stop those men only by paying them.
Bill speaking Ahtur:
That´s why my grandfather came to you three years ago. He was looking for a treasure. And a want to accomplish his mission.

Female minimoy:
Hey hero, let´s go!

Minimoy from the beginning:
Hey, wait for me!

Minimoys:
Ahhh!

Athur:
I´m coming, I´m coming – Wahhh! -
Wow, that is cool!

Thomas:
Yes. Next time in cinema.
(taking Bill´s “mobile”):
Are there girl´s screams on the tape? Whatever you tell – someone is screaming all the time.
Can we play it?

Bill:
No, I think we better don´t. It contains some sung stuff…

Thomas:
So when you have an idea you sing and record it?

Bill:
Yes, I keep my ideas with it. Right now it´s our new song.

Thomas:
Secret, secret!

Bill:
Yes, and it shall always bring luck to me.

(The ladies next to Bill just found his hotel card.)

Thomas (holding the card with his teeth):
Bill´s room card!
No, we don´t give it away!
Bill, listen, we have to talk about the bet and have to think about what you will have to do…
I just see we are both cool men wearing jewellery. At the end of the show I still will have mine, but you don´t. We will give it to any fan – if you loose the bet.

Bill:
Okay. Okay.
Thomas:
Hey, no resistance?
When I look at you – you are a pretty guy, I have to say.

(Girl screaming)

Thomas:
Pssst, quiet! I´m just working for your!
(again to Bill):
Do you do the make-up by yourself when you get up in the morning?

Bill:
I do it by myself, yes. I don´t like people working on my face the whole day.

Thomas:
Even in the car sometimes?
It´s very clean work – does it slip away during the day?

Bill:
Yes, sometimes it does, yes.

Thomas:
The ladies are very inspired.

Yvonne:
Very pretty.

Nina:
The finger nails! I could never manage that.

Bill:
I do my very best!


Thomas:
You can catch noodles out of the rinse with them.

Bill:
It´s quite handy. I like to cook and I can cut the cucumbers with them.

Thomas:
This man really knows what to do!
Now listen, here is the bet.
There will come 30 girls, we told them not to become too excited, but to concentrate on their bet. They promised to control their selves.
The bet is about brushing teeth.
Christine Ahns from Wald says she can recognize 30 girls by the sound they make when they brush their teeth.
Can you recognize girls by the sound of their screaming?

Bill:
Oh, no… what now, she recognizes them when they brush their teeth..?

Thomas:
No, listen up: Her eyes will be covered, and the girls will brush their teeth. We have 30 girls, some of them will be picked – of course she does not know witch ones – and every girl has another style of brushing her teeth.

Bill:
Okay.

Thomas:
Difficult, isn´t it? You don´t have to decide by now. I´ll introduce the ladies to you first.

Bill:
Very good.



(Cut, to the next scene)

Thomas:
Bill!

Bill:
Yes!

Thomas:
Can she make it? You saw her and the girls. 30 girls, different sounds of teeth brushing, she says she recognizes everyone.

Bill:
Ähm… well, I´am optimistic and say YES.

Thomas:
Well, the ladies will be happy.


Because Bill is not talking again, I think I can make it a little shorter from here on:
Thomas greets the first selected girl with her name, so she can not join the bet.
At the end the girl in the middle really recognizes every sound of teeth brushing and wins the bet